Welcome to the UHW store.  Here you will find a wide variety of official Unemployment Haiku Weekly merchandise.  How do you know it's official?  Because we wouldn't put our sticker on something if it wasn't official.

OFFICIAL UHW PAPERCLIP (1)

PRICE:  $1.00  (Currently in stock)

 

OFFICIAL UHW RAMEN NOODLES  (1 PACK)

PRICE: $7.50  (Currently out of stock)

OFFICIAL UHW PENCIL (1, LIGHTLY USED)

PRICE:  $1.00  (Currently in stock)

SHIPPING POLICY:

Here at UHW, we believe in the honor system.  Send us cash or a check and we'll send you stuff.  If you prefer to pay by credit card, that's a good piece of trivia about you.

Send all orders to:

UHW Worldwide
10 St. Marks Pl. #3B
New York, NY  10003