The days of the million dollar advertising buy are over.  When brands like Coca-Cola are melting down corporate jets to make paperclips, there certainly isn't money for 30 seconds of airtime.  So what's a ziggurat of modern day capitalism to do?

Fear not, captains of industry!  Unemployment Haiku Weekly has the answer.  Our creative forces will craft a haiku that garishly screams the name of your brand and post it on our website for all the world to see, and at a fraction of what ad agencies and media giants are charging.  

In fact, many popular brands (Apple, Bugles, Obama) are ignorant of the the fact that they've been featured in our haikus.  And that we're billing them. "Can UHW do the same for my brand," you ask?  The answer: hells yeah.